bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
romanticnaturalism: Coco Rocha and Amanda Moore in ‘Organized Robots’ photographed by Steven Meisel for Vogue Italia March 2006
  • Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly
  • Me: Go fuck yourself
thatkidsalvie: if im James dean, you’re Audrey hepburn
the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

wild-lion:

never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you

(Source: kaylacat)

teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.